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Farting Pixel

Apps, games & experiments.

Now building Carpet Diem Every carpet is a masterpiece. Play

Need Android testers

Carpet Diem needs 12 Android testers

Google won’t let it on the Play Store until 12 testers keep it installed for 14 days. Free while you test, $2.99 after release — and it stays yours. Do all four steps, same email throughout.

  1. Join the testers group

    Join the group

    The Join group button is top-right. Use the email your phone uses for Play.

  2. Accept the invitation

    Become a tester

    Says you’re not in the test? Wait a minute, reload.

  3. Install it from Google Play

    Open in Google Play

    On your phone. “Doesn’t exist” means step 2 didn’t go through, or a different email.

  4. Enjoy it — and keep it for 2–3 weeks <3

    Even if it’s not for you. That’s what makes the test count.

Shareable version of this ask: carpet.fartingpixel.com/android-testers

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Games

Things to play. Browser and mobile.

  • Prototype

    Grand Valet

    The door is the game.

    Park guests’ cars at a hotel. Real suspension, real dents, and a door that opens gradually and stops when it hits the car next to you... park 20 cm too close and you physically cannot get out.

    Play
    valet.fartingpixel.com
  • New

    CaveShip Remastered

    Fly the cave. Don't crash.

    I started it in high school, my brother took over and finished the original. This is the remake, rebuilt from scratch... fly a rocket through tight caves and keep diving.

    Play

  • Carpet Diem

    Every carpet is a masterpiece.

    A relaxing idle cleaning game where the rugs are 212 real paintings. Scrub the grime off the Mona Lisa, foam the colour back... then hire a crew of robots to take the night shift. Coming to the App Store and Google Play.

    Play
    Android testers wanted carpet.fartingpixel.com

  • FLAPPY LEAGUE

    One tap. Global league.

    Flappy Bird with a worldwide league. One tap to fly, then climb the global and per-country leaderboards... plus a TRIALS mode that hunts the exact gap you can clear. Free, in your browser.

    Play
    Leaderboard
  • Prototype

    ballSmash

    Drop in. Kick off.

    Physics-based multiplayer soccer you can join in three seconds, no signup. HaxBall meets Rocket League... my Vibe Jam 2026 entry.

    Play

Apps

Things that do a job. iOS.

  • wayGard

    Travel safety in your pocket.

    Emergency numbers, embassies, and offline essentials for 249 countries and territories. Built for my wife... now on the App Store.

    App Store waygard.com

  • RandALL

    Outsource your decisions.

    20+ randomizers, games, and tie-breakers in one app. My first ever shipped app... and still the one I am proudest of.

    App Store

Something new

New (and maybe a few resurrected old) projects are in the works. Check back soon.